Wednesday, April 2, 2008 11:54 PM
focus on the lyrics歷史考試前夕
如果秦始皇烧书都烧完
我不必读到三点半
如果周公真的忙着治天下
何必不断催我入梦乡
三闾大夫不投汨罗江
卖粽子老王生活怎么办
如果楚霸王当年不到乌江
隔壁班刘邦不会这么嚣张
西施不浣纱
昭君不和番
现代的古典美人做何打算
如果刘备哭不出诸葛亮
会不会闹出一阵剧本荒
只看过薛丁山
偏要考安禄山
知道冯宝宝她演过杨玉环
若非十二金牌将岳飞来调返
今天还吃不吃到油条香
我吃过月饼当然知道朱元璋
吃榴梿知道郑和下西洋
胡金铨的戏里听过东西厂
看金庸小说知道袁崇焕
只叹林则徐烧鸦片烧不完
西太后偏偏相信义和团
珍妃不该嫁给那个光绪皇
几千年等到一个孙中山
万里长城长
没有历史长
考试题目比那丝路还弯
五胡乱华乱
我的脑筋更乱
心情比那个八国联军慌
多少年的改变已经很习惯
多少次革命总是革不完
谢天谢地近代史老师讲不完
下一代历史考试不敢想像
science was perfectly alright until samara came out.
wth la.
i showed her the ppt liao lor.
i bet she didnt even bother to take a glance at it.
the ppt showed that it ISNT ACCURATE
while she said it was accurate.
if she didnt say wrongly,
many questions wont be asked.
and the Q&A session wont seem so agitated.
i'm looking foward to tomorrow's presentation of san guo yan yi!
i think our skit is super humorous!
haha.
wenxin is also looking foward to it leh!
this is her first time looking foward to a chinese project!
haha.